Saturday, July 23, 2011

Mis(s)Adventure, Trial and Tribulation 19: Good idea, stolen

About two years ago, I had this idea of having a “survival kit” in the office as a remedy for situations like going straight to work from a drinking marathon, or, the dreadful walk of shame. The kit would contain mouth wash, all the necessary cosmetics, a fresh panty and the like. The idea is to help me get through the day easier, avoiding everyone in the office giving me the I-know-what-you-did-last-night look.  

The survival kit never came to fruition as I couldn’t be bothered and more importantly, my needs to having it slowly became less.

Until a few days ago, this idea came back to me. And so I Googled a bit and albeit half-expected, I was disappointed to find that someone else already did it.


Well, maybe I should do my own brand and sell it.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Mis(s)Adventure 不定期連載之十八:中女夜遊

某個週末,到了朋友家為她下廚慶祝新居入伙。回到家已差不多午夜了,可是我又身痕,想出外party,卻又苦無朋友相伴。這就是中女的煩惱之一。但身痕就是身痕嘛,反正呆在家也不會乖乖早點睡。於是我便出發到在我家不遠處那家新的club

之前我沒有來過這地方,那天打的音樂是我喜歡的類型,不過來跳舞的人都很年輕。這是中女的煩惱之二。

然後 … …

有位年輕人和我搭訕。我有一句沒一句的應他,之後他便返到他的朋友們那邊了。

喝過跳過後,我也打算回家了。當我爬樓梯從basement走回地面時,我聽到後面有急速的腳步聲。噢,是他。

「你,你走喇?」

「係呀,好攰,要返屋企喇。Bye bye。」

Bye bye。」

我還走不過半個街口,他便又跑上來。還要邊跑邊問我可否把電話號碼給他。

我也沒有推說半句。我心想:「哈!好耐無試過有人追出來問我攞電話!」就這樣交換了電話。

然後?

也沒有甚麼特別事發生,亦沒有再見面。

Mis(s)Adventure, Trial and Tribulation 17: You are vely lomantic

My good friend Ms A thinks I’m a romantic person. I’d like to agree with her. But there are times when I’m a kill joy too.

While I happily do stupid (yeah, very often that’s equivalent to romantic) things to people I love. But then sometimes my pride and sensibilities would stop me from letting romantic things happen.

Last time I refused a gentlemanly offer of a piggy back - only to regret it right away.

Something similar happened a few nights ago.

He decided he needed a quiet night and so we just had dinner at his place and then watched TV. Much later, we both got bored and went up to the roof for some fresh air. There, standing by the railing under the moonlight, looking over the quiet streets, he said something that should have been quite cute and romantic. The next thing I know, I just totally ruined it by shooting a “don’t be silly” at him. Again, I regretted it immediately. 

The rest of the evening passed unceremoniously.

I woke up the next morning, wondering if I’ll ever learn a lesson.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Mis(s)Adventure, trial and tribulation 16: What? Piggyback?

One fine day. Three ladies and a gentleman were enjoying a leisurely lunch, chatting the afternoon away.

Then they saw the guy at the next table playing with his daughter and giving her a piggyback.

“Wouldn’t it be nice if a guy does that with me?” G said.

Everyone just laughed and went, “What? I didn’t know you’re into acrobats!”

Keeping his cool, G said, “Don’t you find it very intimate? I mean, how often do you get people offering you a piggyback?”

While my two girls K and L were still laughing their heads off, I went quiet.

“In fact, someone did. But I didn’t let him.”

***        ***        ***

It was about one or two years ago.

We were going to a concert. I even had the time and patience to go shopping that afternoon, thinking to get a rock chic look for the night. Back home, got changed and happily went out in my new look. I regretted my choice of outfits ten minutes after I left home though. How could I be standing all night in these 4-inch heels?

That was the same question he asked when he saw me.

But then I tried to be so cool and said it’s fine, I’m used to it.

When the concert was over, we headed to Central for drinks. My feet were killing me and I was hungry by then but still I tried very hard not to show it.

In the end, I told him I was really tired and asked him not to walk so fast. He didn’t say a word but slowed down a bit. Then as we approached the steps, he turned back and said something. I couldn’t hear him and asked, “What’s up?”

“Want me to give you a piggyback?”

At the time I thought it’s way too weird and said, “Nah, I’m fine. We’re almost there anyway.”

***        ***        ***

At this point, K and G said with a cunning smile, “Aren’t you regretting not saying yes?”

Needless to say…

Mis(s)Adventure 不定期連載之十六:咩呀?孭你好冇?

一個風和日麗的下午,三女一男悠閒地吃午餐,說這說那。

忽爾看到鄰桌外籍爸爸和女兒玩騎膊馬,朋友G便說:「哈,其實如果有個男人肯咁同我玩都幾幸福喎。」

我跟另外兩位女友KL不禁哈哈大笑,並道:「吓?叠羅漢?乜原來你好雜耍架?」

G正色道:「你哋唔覺得咁好親暱咩?孭你喎?你話有冇人咁輕易肯孭你先?」

正當KL二人繼續笑個不停的時候,我卻靜下來。

「有呀,不過我冇俾佢孭到囉。」

***        ***        ***

那是年多兩年前的事吧。

我們約好去看concert。那個下午我還有閒情逸致去shopping,準備以rock chic姿態去看show。回家變身然後興奮出門與他會合。怎料還未到達,便已後悔,我怎能穿著這對四吋多的鞋站一整晚呢?

他看到我也忍不住問我同一條問題。

我只有扮cool說沒事,我慣了。

Concert完了,我們往中環喝東西。那時我已經又累又餓,不過死要扮型的我,當然繼續死撐。

終於還是跟他說很累,叫他行慢一點。他也没說甚麼,稍稍放慢了腳步。然後,落樓梯那刻,他轉過頭來,說了句甚麼。我聽不清楚,便問:「咩呀?」

「要不要我孭你呀?」

那一刻我覺得很騎呢,便說不用了,反正就快到了。

***        ***        ***

聽至此,KG異口同聲問:「家陣係咪好後悔呢?」

仲使問嘅!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Mis(s)Adventure, trial and tribulation 15: mystery solved


7:15am.

My phone was ringing.

Who the feck calls at 7:15?” I cursed and then I saw it’s a blocked number. I ignored the call and went back to sleep. Then the phone beeped. This time I got a text message.

Hm... I’ve seen this very same text before. It’s not a friendly message at all and had something to do with the guy who’s now next to me.

Wow, what have you done this time?” I said as I passed the phone to the guy.

Apparently he didn’t know why the mysterious person is sending the same message almost a year after. And so we tried to get back to sleep again.

Suddenly he asked to read the message again.

Oh, so it was her!” he said angrily.

What? Who?”

It’s the girl from THE bar. You know, the bar I shouldn’t set foot to and yet I ended up going there again the night before.

I suppose my being in her “territory” was enough to trigger her to do such weird thing and blow her cover by using her own phone number this time.

The guy was really pissed off, thinking he’s been betrayed by someone he trusts.

She also called the guy a few times and left messages to ask him to call back. “Crazy. She’s the one asking me to just get out of the bar last night! And now she wants to speak to me!”

Oh, so that’s why he was leaving the bar all of a sudden. Hm...

I said nothing. I can understand that she is upset. To her, I’m probably the evil. To me, we’re just the same. Why get angry? And to him…

I’m not going to that bar again!” he said. “Well I mean I’ll still go there but won’t be talking to her.”

I was like, whatever. I’ll wait and see how long he can stand not talking to her.

So that mystery was solved. But still a lot of old questions were left unanswered.

Never mind.